words in movies
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Monica: Come on! So she comes to the wedding! I mean it wont be so bad.
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Rachel: All right here he comes. Im gonna do this, Im gonna tell him, Im gonna be strong.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants Kitchen, shes cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her.]
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Monica: Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over..
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
Monica: Fine. (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts her pink bra strap on the way.) Shes wearing my bra!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
<Ross comes out of the bedrooms>
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Joey: Yeah, its okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. Its the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.]
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says its time to go, its time to go. (Starts to leave, but comes back for his cookies.)
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Rachel: Here comes another contraction.
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Monica: (comes over) O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Monica: (comes running out the kitchen to the bedroom) Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
[Scene: Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over.]
Joey: I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to punch Ross, expecting him to duck, but he doesnt and Joey punches Ross. Gunther is amused.)
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
[Scene: Ross is in Central Perk. Phoebe comes in.]
Joey: No-ohoh. (the Bings leave, the waiter comes)
Joey: And remember whatever comes up first. Okay? And hurry, because �
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler comes home.]
Chandler: (enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
Monica: Like only if the queen comes?
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.
Ross: (he comes back) Alright, let's go!
Gavin: Yeah, hey. (comes in to the balcony)
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
(Joey comes over)
(Suddenly Ross comes running into the apartment)
(Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house)
(Rachel comes out of their bedroom waving tickets)
(Phoebe comes in)
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
Rachel: (comes out again) What!?
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
(Monica comes out)
Joey: Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Phoebe: (comes out too) Well, some things are just hard to say to your face.
(Charlie comes out the bathroom)
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
(Owen comes running in.)
(Joey comes out from his room, yawning)
(Joey comes running into the apartment, out of breath.)
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
(phone starts ringing and Chandler comes running out of the bathroom)
[Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
(Amy comes in with Emma in a stroller)
(Joey comes out of his room)
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
[Scene: Bill and Colleen's apartment. Chandler comes running into the living room. Monica is the only one there.]
Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
(Joey comes out from his room)
[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
Joey: Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.
Doctor: Here she comes!
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. He’s there and Phoebe comes in.]
[Scene: The house Monica and Chandler are viewing. Janice comes down the stairs.]
(Rachel comes back to the gate.)
Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
CHANDLER: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well that's excellent.
Phoebe: Then he comes over! (Mimicking him) "Im so worried about you." Uck! Be a man!
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)
ROSS: [comes out of the bedroom] Rachel. [growls then sees Richard standing there] Hey.