words in movies
Chandler: (speaking as in pain) They're never coming down now.
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)
Phoebe: (coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Phoebe: (hearing the signal) Im coming! Im coming! (She takes off towards the signal and almost knocks another woman over.)
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
Rachel: No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
Joey: (coming back out) Finally!
Ben: When is Santa coming?
The Woman: Please! I have people coming from out of town today! And, I told them all about your candy!
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
Ross: (disappointed) Yes! Santa's coming!
Ben: So Santa's coming?
(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)
Monica: Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from Texas.
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Earl: (exhales) Look, um I really appreciate your coming down
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
Rachel: Is-is he coming? (Looks hopefully out the door.)
Monica: I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Rachel: Coming.
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there.]
[Scene: Rosss Classroom, he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him.]
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Joey: Well, Im sorry. I thought parents were coming! Yknow? Your parents are comin! Chandlers parents are comin! Rosss parents are comin!
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Chandler: Hes coming into the audience. Hes coming into the audience.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
(They hear a knocking sound coming from the hallway and go to investigate.)
Ross: Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! (They pull over.)
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Rachel: (coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?
Ross: Thank you so much for coming back over.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Phoebe: I am one of Bens mothers. Im a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Chandler: Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
(There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and Joey wakes up, terrified. He pulls his blanket higher. The doorknob is turning.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Janice: Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. (She makes a sound like a goose during the contraction.)
Ross: Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Rachel: Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Phoebe: Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: You're really not coming back?
Chandler: (coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa.
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Phoebe: Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!
Ross: (coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Ross: What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
[Scene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.]
Joey: (To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.