words in movies
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Monica: (To Emma) Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby. (Emma stops crying and falls asleep)
Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Sandy: It's allright! Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out.
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
(Chandler starts crying.)
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Monica: Still crying?
Rachel: (who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Dina: (crying) Can I get some ice here?!
Jessica Lockhart: (crying) Oh, my baby! (Hugs Dina, but moves Dinas head to her other shoulder so that shes the only one in the picture.)
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
(Emma continues crying in the background)
(Emma starts crying)
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
(Precious starts crying)
(He starts crying.)
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Rachel: (crying) Wow! That was amazing!
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Chandler: (almost crying) I wouldn't know, I didn't make it! (they hug)
Joey: (almost crying) That was ME!
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Monica: (crying) This is harder than I thought it would be.
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Rachel: Oh (happy) oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. (Emma starts crying again.) Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it wont stop crying.
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
CHANDLER: (looking fearfully at Joey) Hey, he's not crying.
Chandler: (starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.
Monica: (coming) Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Your see these clowns all the time! (she takes off)
Rachel: (crying) No, I know! I get it! Its funny!
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Phoebe: Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! (She takes out a sock thats been made into a bunny with eyes, nose, mouth, whiskers, and two other socks sown onto it for ears.) Oh for crying out loud!
Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. She's almost crying) okay, right. (They hug)
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
(He does the ancient trick of going downstairs while behind the couch. As soon as he's out of sight, Emma starts crying.)
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.