words in movies
Chandler: Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials
Monica: (To Emma) Bouncy baby, Bouncy baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby, Ooh baby baby. (Emma stops crying and falls asleep)
Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)
Chandler: Okay, but now see you're crying!
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Sandy: It's allright! Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoos out.
Joey: Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Monica: Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
(Chandler starts crying.)
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think.
Monica: Still crying?
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Rachel: (who has just entered) Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, Ill dump you too!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Dina: (crying) Can I get some ice here?!
Jessica Lockhart: (crying) Oh, my baby! (Hugs Dina, but moves Dinas head to her other shoulder so that shes the only one in the picture.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)
(Emma continues crying in the background)
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
(Emma starts crying)
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
(Precious starts crying)
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
(He starts crying.)
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Rachel: (crying) Wow! That was amazing!
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Chandler: (almost crying) I wouldn't know, I didn't make it! (they hug)
Joey: (almost crying) That was ME!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Monica: (crying) This is harder than I thought it would be.
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
CHANDLER: (looking fearfully at Joey) Hey, he's not crying.
Rachel: Oh (happy) oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. (Emma starts crying again.) Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it wont stop crying.
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
Rachel: (crying) No, I know! I get it! Its funny!
Monica: (coming) Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Your see these clowns all the time! (she takes off)
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Chandler: (starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Phoebe: Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! (She takes out a sock thats been made into a bunny with eyes, nose, mouth, whiskers, and two other socks sown onto it for ears.) Oh for crying out loud!
Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. She's almost crying) okay, right. (They hug)
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Monica: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard-the-"I-win"-guy. (imitating) "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy for two monthsI didn't get to win once.