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Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
[Cut to the hallway.]
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
[Cut to Chandler in the hallway practicing dancing and is doing it very well.]
[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
Director: Cut! Very nice people!
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut to Joey and Monica.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad desert Ross is quickly eating the mound on his plate.]
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
(Cut to Monica and Chandler)
(Cut to Rachel and Ross)
(Cut to Phoebe and Parker)
[Cut to the interview.]
(Cut to Phoebe and Joey)
(Cut to Monica, at the microphone)
[Cut to the gang.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut forward.]
[Cut to the gang.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the gang.]
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom, Phoebe and her are entering. And its obvious that shes not packed.]
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Monica and Chandler are confronting Joey in his apartment about Phoebes knowledge.]
Monica: Well, nows a good time. Im on my way to have my ears cut off.
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
<Monica holds a turkey leg up in the air over the plate trying to cut meat off with a knife>
CUT TO: Monica and Chandler's apartment.
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
[Cut to outside. Phoebe and Joey are walking down the street to Central Perk.]
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
[Cut to inside Central Perk.]
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Director: CUT!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's]
(cut to Ross and Charlie)
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
[Cut to the guys]
(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)
[Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind]
(cut to Charlie and Ross)
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Phoebe: Ugh, Let's just cut her out!
Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?
Ross (stops recording): Ok, cut! Great. That was... that was just... yeah!
Monica: (To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?
[cut to the hall]
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
[Cut to the hall]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. (pause). That is a weird sentence!
Phoebe: Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
[cut to the hall]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
[cut to the hall]
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]
[cut to hall]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
[cut to Monica and Chandler]
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
(cut to Ross, Chandler and Rachel)
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
(She lets go of the steering wheel to get her cell-phone from her purse. Ross screams and reaches over in order to hold onto the wheel. Cut to the plane. Rachel is sitting in her seat when her cell-phone rings.)
Phoebe: YOU'RE FIRED! (mimes the CUT again) (pause and she raises her glass) Cheers! (Chandler raises his, smiling and Monica stares at him and he puts down his glass.)
(Cut to Phoebe who is in the living room, still on the phone.)
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)