words in movies
The Director: Cut!
[Cut to Rosss apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. Hes worse than that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
[Cut to Chandler and Monica on the couch.]
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
[Cut to Joey]
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we cant get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Joey]
The Director: Cut!!!!!!!!!! (Joey starts screaming again.)
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Director: Cut!
[Cut to Joey and Janine]
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
[Cut to Joey and Janines.]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
[Cut to the hallway.]
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
[Cut back to the present.]
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
The Director: And cut!
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!