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[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
[Cut back to the present day.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
(Cut to Chandler, Ross and Roger sitting at the table. Ross is upset)
(Cut to later. Rachel is in tears)
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Danny: I had to cut my hair to get rid of the uh, fogger smell.
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]
[Cut too later, the moving process is progressing steadily. Monica is trying to lift a heavy box, as Rachel comes in from Chandlers bedroom.]
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
[Cut to the balcony, Ross has just climbed through the window.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's.]
[Cut to another part of the building. We see Marcel jump in through a window and run down some stairs, then Chandler and Joey come down from the upper floor without noticing.]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
[Cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
RACHEL: Hey, c'mon, cut it out.
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Pauls back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
JOEY: Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.
[Cut to Monica and Phoebe searching the basement.]
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
(Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat)
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
[cut to later]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
(cut to later in the day)
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
[cut to the guys team.]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
(Cut to Chandler)
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
[Cut to kitchen.]
[Cut to The Philly.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]