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[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
[Cut back to the present day.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
[Cut to Rosss apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. Hes worse than that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
[Cut to Chandler and Monica on the couch.]
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we cant get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
The Director: Cut!!!!!!!!!! (Joey starts screaming again.)
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
[Cut to Joey and Janine]
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines.]
Director: Cut!
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
[Cut to the hallway.]
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut back to the present.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
The Director: Cut!
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
[Cut to the presenter.]
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]