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Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
The Director: And cut!
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut, "The Sound."]
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut to Chloe and Ross dancing, and their kiss.]
(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms)
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Cut to still later, Rachel has now resigned herself to move and is now helping Monica. Phoebe is still on the chair.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
[cut back to Ross who finally finishes his so-called song with the same crash from before. He gets some applause, mainly cause hes done.]
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone.]
[cut back to Chandler and Joeys.]
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is finishing off her steak.]
[Cut to Joey and Phoebe in the kitchen. Phoebe is watching Joey make a sandwich.]
[Cut to Chandlers bedroom.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
[Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)
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[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
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[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[cut back to the present.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]
[Cut to inside.]
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Cut to the living room.]
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]