words in movies
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Monica: I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.
Rachel: Okay, youd tell me the truth. Right?
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Ross: Eh, cause I knew that if I told you, youd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Kristen: Oh Id like that.
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
The Woman: Wow you look so beautiful! If I knew you, Id cry.
Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?
Phoebe: Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?
Phoebe: Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Ross: Cause otherwise theyd have to call it the room room.
Joey: Id say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Rachel: Id love to!
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Chandler: Well, cause she came back the third summer and shed gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
Earl: No! Thats just the "Hey Guy" guy. He says that to everybody! Hes the worst! Id like to take him with me!
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Chandler: You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Morse: Whatd I get?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Chloe: Relax. Its just Issacs D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Chandler: Id better go pack.
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Eric: Id better go, deal
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Boy in the Cape: Id rather have the money.
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Joey: I was kinda hoping youd stay.
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Joey: Well Id be scared of them, but all right.