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Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
Waiter: Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left?
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date. Steve is sobbing.]
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Ross: But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Ross: The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Joeys Date: Hi!
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Ross: A date?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Im sorry about your date.