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Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Joey: Date of birth?
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Ross: so how'd the date go?
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Joey: (Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) Oh my God!
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
Phoebe: You have a... You have a date? With who?
Mike: I have a date.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
Rachel: Hi... I'm on a date...
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
Waiter: Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left?
[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]
Ross: Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Ross: The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
Joshua: Yknow, I wore that cashmere sweater on a date last night.
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.
Phoebe: I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Joey: Ohh, hey! Why dont you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?"
Danny: (To Monica) On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly? (To Rachel) See ya Friday. (He walks out.)
Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? Im going to get a joke journal. Yknow? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Joeys Premiere, Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive.]
Rachel: Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first dateoh, hes so gonna get the wrong idea.