words in movies
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
David: Phoebe! Hi!
David: Good, good, life is good...
Phoebe: David?
David: Wow, you look unbelievable.
David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.
David: Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Rachel: No, that's David.
David: Great.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
David: It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: David, I'm pretending to read here!!
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
David: Do you smell beets?
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
David: Well, I'm back from Minsk... permanently.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
(Phoebe and David walk in)
David: It's David, actually!
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well?
David: Phoebe, will you marry me?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
David: I have a ring.
David: Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.
David: Ok, I'm gonna take off.
David: Uhm... Ha ha!
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
(Ross is dumbfounded to see Mike instead of David)
Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Teleplay by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Story by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)
David: Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Directed by: Kevin Bright Transcribed by: Kreidy
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
(David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. Matt notices him after a while and starts laughing as well.)
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Part I Written by: Greg Malins & Adam Chase Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?
David: It was Max's stuff. (They kiss)
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
David: That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-its actually of Lenin. But, yknow at certain angles
Joey: David Lynn! David Lynn! David Lynn!! (Exits)
Part 1 written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part 2 written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Directed by: Kevin S. Bright Transcribed by: Andreina, Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Phoebe: Of course, yeah.(they hug and Phoebe sighs... a little after that also David sighs and makes his way to the door) You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...
David: Right-o, right-o... (to Mike) Take good care of her. (and he leaves)
David: Allright... But... if I ever do come back from Minsk... (points at Mike) well, you just better watch out.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
[Scene: Barbados, hotel lounge. David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived.]
Written by: Wil Calhoun Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Max: Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!!' (Storms out)
(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
Phoebe: Well... but David, just... I just want you to know that... that... you know... telling you this... is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
(David the scientist guy is standing at the news-stand)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Coffee Mug Russian to Roman alphabet: Gabriela Horber
David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
David: (disappointed) Oh. Uh, what?
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
Written by: Marta Kaufmann & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig With Help From: Rachel Stigge
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
[Scene: Max and David's lab, David is explaining something to Phoebe with the aid of a whiteboard.]
Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...