words in movies
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...
David: Please, clean my beakers. I dont get out of the lab much.
Mike: Hi David. Chandler. Monica... (Looks at Monica, checking her big hair, aghast) Oh!
Phoebe: Sure! Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike... David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
David: Pivat!! (In a high pitched voice) Pivat!!!
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
David: Noth- I was- I was just saying to my-
David: Wa... wa... wait! We can... call them later. Can you just... just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm... it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul... ui! Roughly translated that means uhm... This thing that I'm looking at: wow!
David: Well... just so you know... hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival either... Can we at least hug goodbye?
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
David: Yuh.
David: ...Now? Now?
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.
David: Hey!
Max: No. Have you seen David?
David: Stay.
David: Please.
David: Rrrreally.
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
(Phoebe leads David into a bedroom)
David: Uh, ow.
David: Hi! (Kisses her) What-what're you doing here?
David: No, I'm... not going to Minsk.
David: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
David: Wow.
David: I'll never forget you.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minot Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
David: Thank you, Max. Thank you.
David: Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: No, but I'm asking-
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: -make the decision-
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minor Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Christoph P�per
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Ahh! Sh(Beep)it that hurt!
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
David: No, but I can't-
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
David: I-I do though.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
(David smiles.)
David: No! Come on!
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: Well thank you so much.