words in movies
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?