words in movies
JOEY: [realizing what everyone else did a minute ago] Ooooooh.
PHOE: Yeah. Oh, OOOH, yeah, you know, did you notice how he always starts his stories with, um, OK, 'I was soooo wasted,' or, 'Oh, we were soooo bombed,' or, ummm, ooh, ooh, 'So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut.'
MNCA: Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?
CHAN: Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?
RACH: Did Joey say what he was gonna go when he left?
Monica: Then why did you move?!
Monica: What did you do to his sweater vests?
Ross: When did I say you were boring?!
Chandler: (after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Rachel/actress: But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!
Monica: Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.
Joey: Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.
Rachel: What?! What else did he say?
Monica: What did you just say?
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
Chandler: Why did you take the shower curtain down?
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Phoebe: Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.
Rachel: Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent. (Disembarks)
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Chandler: (not quite sure) You did.
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Chandler: Well you did pull his hair.
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?
Joey: Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Phoebe: But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.
Phoebe: So? Did you get the annulment?
Chandler: Not once did we do that.
Phoebe: You didnt tell her did you?
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Phoebe: Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?
Ross: S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Chandler: Thats the way I did it til I was 19.
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Phoebe: I was preparing you for mydidnt you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Joey: Yeah, so did I.
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Phoebe: I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Joey: Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
Joey: Well, what did you have?
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Joey: Of course I did.
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Rachel: Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo }
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Ross: I know. Thats why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Ross: I-I, did that for you.
Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Monica: Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Chandler: Who did you originally want to hook up with?
Ross: Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Ross: Why did you do that?
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I dont know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall?!
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"