words in movies
Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?
Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Monica: How-how did that happen?
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen.
Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.
Phoebe: So? Did you get the annulment?
Chandler: Not once did we do that.
Phoebe: You didnt tell her did you?
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Phoebe: Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?
Ross: S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Chandler: Thats the way I did it til I was 19.
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Phoebe: I was preparing you for mydidnt you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!
Joey: Yeah, so did I.
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Phoebe: I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Joey: Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)
Joey: Well, what did you have?
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Joey: Of course I did.
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Rachel: Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Ross: I know. Thats why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?
{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo }
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Ross: I-I, did that for you.
Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Monica: Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Chandler: Who did you originally want to hook up with?
Ross: Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Ross: Why did you do that?
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I dont know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall?!
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
Ross: Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Rachel: Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.
Monica and Rachel: You did!
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Joey: Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.
Rachel: How-how did you lose your job here?
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister! (Rachel glares at him.)
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
Rachel: (mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.