words in movies
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: She didn't hang up either...
Phoebe: You didn't read this one either?!
Phoebe: I don't know! I didn't come with her!
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]
Joey: (To Chandler) I didn't finish my five pages.
Ross: No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
ROSS: I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, ha-ha big.
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Phoebe: Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.
Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Y'know, it didn't have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!
BIG BULLY: Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.
Joey: What?! I didn't touch a guitar!
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Ross: Okay, I didn't know you would say that.
Chandler: Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir.
Phoebe: No you didn't!
Ursula: Wow! Didn't she die like five years ago?
Ross: Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)
Chandler: I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I justI didn't know what it was!
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Joey: (with his mouthful) Hey, I didn't stalk her. I mean (he sprays Phoebe with crumbs)
ROSS: Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. [flicks the ends of the big bully's tie]
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
Chandler: I didn't think I was!
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
Phoebe: Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!
Ross: You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?
Rachel: Well, I didn't know what else to do!
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Monica: You didn't!
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
Nancy: I thought you didn't smoke.
Ross: Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. (He opens the door and stops.) Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
Chandler: You built a fort didn't ya?
Monica: You got a callback too didn't you?
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
Kim: Rachel didn't you just light that?
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Kim: Yeah. That didn't work out.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Monica: No you didn't.
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Joey: Yeah, I didn't know that.
Ross: Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!
Chandler: How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease?
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.
Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Joey: (shocked) From the land down under? I didn't know that either!
Joey: I didn't know that! Well, what a pretty last name!
CHAN: Didn't you used to call it the Little Major?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Chandler: Look I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but y'know, it could've been a bullet and you y'know, you didn't try to save me!
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Chandler: So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.
Guy: I just, I want you to know I didn't used to be like this. Before I meet your sister I was like this normal guy who sold beepers and cellular phones.
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Joey: Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?', I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'.
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Monica: Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
Chandler: No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.
Monica: Hey! I didn't know either.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Phoebe: We did have fun, didn't we?
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!