words in movies
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
Chandler: Well y'know, what if she didnt actually sleep with the guy?
Joey: Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! Theres a lot of theories that didnt pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Phoebe: No I didnt!
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Rachel: I didnt. I got under him.
Rachel: Do you really want an award you didnt win?
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Lewis: I know I didnt do well on my midterms and stuff but, I was kinda hoping you could change my grade.
Melissa: She didnt.
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Chandler: Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an invitation.
The Casting Director: Wait Joey! You didnt need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
Richard: No I didnt.
Joey: (wiping face) Wow! Didnt know that.
Chandler: An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didnt wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Monica: I didnt take a pregnancy test.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Joey: I guess it couldve been, I didnt really look at it. Yknow, I just wiped it on Chandlers coat and got the hell out of there.
Rachel: You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you.
Phoebe: Yes, I I am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Joey: Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.
Ross: No you didnt.
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didnt have a baby in nine months!
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
Monica: I didnt think you could keep it a secret.
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didnt eat fast you didnt eat!!
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Joey: Yeah that didnt sound like me.
Phoebe: No you didnt.
Phoebe: Didnt you two already talk?
Monica: We didnt get anything for anyone.
Chandler: We really didnt get a chance to
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Phoebe: (To Monica) I didnt see this on the menu.
Chandler: I still dont get it, we didnt do anything wrong.
Ross: I uh I dont know. I mean I I honestly didnt watch it.
Ross: (on tape) You didnt do it?
Monica: You didnt dress up either?!
Rachel: Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didnt know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Ross: Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?
Chandler: (sitting down on the arm of her chair) You didnt think I used to wear glasses, right?
Monica: You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!
Mr. Geller: I didnt even have a chance to act as though Im okay with it!
Chandler: I cannot believe you didnt pick me.
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Chandler: Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.
Ross: Yeah, you didnt expect her to live there with a baby did you?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: She didnt pass.
Monica: Fine. Im just glad I didnt give her my secret ingredient.
Phoebe: You didnt notice she was wearing different clothes?!
Joey: I love living with you so much. I just wish things didnt have to change.
Joey: I guess I didnt really think about it.
Phoebe: We didnt have sex.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Rachel: I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didnt want him to start yelling at me like I was some 74 Latour.
Monica: No I didnt!
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Monica: I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?
Joey: I didnt look at it. Stupid babys head was blocking most of it.
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
Monica: No!! Why didnt you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!
Monica: Oh, I didnt know you liked football.
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Bobby: Yeah we kinda didnt use any
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
Ross: Hey! She didnt look 50!
Phoebe: We didnt fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Monica: Okay, Im never gonna wear them again. I just didnt get a chance to say goodbye.
Chandler: I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.
Doug: Oh, my ex-wife didnt work, unless you call turning into her mother work. Fine. Tomorrow night then.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Chandler: Well thats good. Because you didnt! And Im incredibly happy for ya!!
Rachel: (entering) I didnt ask you to do it!