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Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Ross: (coming out of the bedroom) Oh! Oh my God! I didnt even see you!
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Joey: Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Chandler: You mean you didnt get it from this?
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Rachel: I didnt know you could get married here.
Phoebe: I was preparing you for mydidnt you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
Monica: Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Joey: I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Ross: co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: I didnt do it! It was Chandler! Hes Hes mad at you!
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Ross: Yeah, you didnt get one.
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Joey: We didnt ruin it!
Monica: I didnt change!
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Mr. Bowmont: I was actually relieved uh I didnt win the boat. My wife wouldve killed me.
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Chandler: No I didnt!
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Rachel: Yeah, I didnt want you to get hit by the boom!
Joey: Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didnt know there.
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Phoebe: You didnt leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Kim: You didnt cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Richard: I didnt ask. You wanna come in?
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Rachel: Oh sorry didnt mean to interrupt. Its just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Rachel: Maybe its not as bad as I think. Yknow, maybe they didnt take it the way I meant it.
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Phoebe: Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Joey: I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Rachel: Do you really want an award you didnt win?
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Phoebe: No I didnt!
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Rachel: I didnt. I got under him.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.
Melissa: She didnt.
Lewis: I know I didnt do well on my midterms and stuff but, I was kinda hoping you could change my grade.
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
The Casting Director: Wait Joey! You didnt need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.
Chandler: Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an invitation.
Richard: No I didnt.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Joey: (wiping face) Wow! Didnt know that.
Chandler: An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didnt wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Monica: I didnt take a pregnancy test.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Phoebe: Yes, I I am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.
Joey: I guess it couldve been, I didnt really look at it. Yknow, I just wiped it on Chandlers coat and got the hell out of there.
Rachel: You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you.
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Joey: Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.