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Rachel: Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Joey: Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?
Monica: (to Chandler) So, did you do it?
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.
Ross: Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!
Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Joey: Hey, how do you spell suspicious?
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Rachel: (not sure what to do) Uh, it was very nice meeting you. (They continue to ignore her.)
Chandler: Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?
Phoebe: Or you can do volunteer work.
Danny: Do-do you, do you have brothers?
Ross: I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room, or?
Joey: So did that do anything for ya?
Phoebe: Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
Ross: (after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
Phoebe: Then do Iceberg!
Phoebe: Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Joey: Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?
SCOTT: Fleischman's group. Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches. Ha-ha-ha...
Joey: Umm, do you see anyoh, Vaseline?
Rachel: (entering) Joey, do you have a minute?
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!
Monica: Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.
Rachel: Do you know something?
Joey: Do you know something?
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
Chandler: I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand.)
Phoebe: Ohh, theyre having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasnt been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
Monica: Ooh, and I can do this. (She kisses him on the cheek.)
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Chandler: I think I do! (They all laugh.) Thank you, Monica.
Joey: Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!
Joey: Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
The Casting Director: Umm, do you sell these bags?
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Joey: (to Kate) That guys like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)
Rachel: Wh-what do you mean?
Phoebe: Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.
Rachel: Ehhh, no, I wanna do Phoebe's thing.
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Monica: Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?
Chandler: Sure, I'll do it with ya.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Rachel: Y'know what you should do?
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Chandler: How do you know?!
Chandler: So do I.
Chandler: Oh, do you not want to?
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?
The Potential Roommate: I can do that.
Ross: Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!
Steve: Yeah. So, do you want to give a check? Or
Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Monica: Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!
Chandler: Well, you do want all that stuff, right?
Chandler: Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
Katie: Well? Aren't you gonna do something?
Katie: You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Monica: I do not have baby fever!
Chandler: I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
Chandler: Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
Monica: Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
Ross: (noticing the outfit he is wearing) Whatd you do, take him whaling?
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Chandler: Ooh, I do! I do! I do!
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?
Rachel: Well, I didn't know what else to do!
Phoebe: Yeah, its about relationships. Yknow? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)