words in movies
Chandler: I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand.)
Monica: Ooh, and I can do this. (She kisses him on the cheek.)
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
Monica: What are you doing here? I thought you had to do inventory all day.
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
Ross: Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Chandler: I think I do! (They all laugh.) Thank you, Monica.
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?
Monica: Joey, please dont do that. I think its best that we just forget about it.
Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!
Monica: So do them for free.
MONICA: For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.
Ross: Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Monica: (lustily) Lets do it! (She kisses him and they fall back onto the bed.)
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Chloe: (entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
Phoebe: Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didn’t want, but it turns out we do.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
Chandler: You-you do?
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Well then, do it better!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Monica: (starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is
Joey: We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?
Chandler: Okay, so when do you want to go?
Ross: (mouths "where?") Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh (steps on some garbage and falters) ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Joey: So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Chandler: What do you mean?
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Rachel: All right, lets do it.
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Chandler: Really?! You do that?
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Joey: Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more(his time runs out for real)
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Chandler: Well, I just thought itd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Rachel: Because you do.
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Chandler: Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!
Joey: You do?
Chandler: God!! (Sits down in disgust.) What am I gonna do?!
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Monica: Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?
ROSS: Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff?
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Leslie: Yeah, but, I dont do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldnt come up with anything good, so they fired me.
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Ross: Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I dont know why I do that.
Chandler: Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
Joey: Hey! Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?
MONICA: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?
Chandler: How do ya do.
RACHEL: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
Ross: Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Joey: (starting to cry) Open the box!! (Runs over to do so.)
Phoebe: And also, we dont know what to do with this. (She turns on a switch and the girls nipples light up.)
Chandler: (to Joey) I wasnt doing anything. (Joey starts angrily throwing his stuff down.) Uh-oh, what did she do now?
Joey: Well, why do you call him Gandolf?
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Rachel: And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
Rachel: Well, they uh, they-they do more than that.
Phoebe: (on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.
Monica: Oh! Do you need me to go with you?
Rachel: Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Rachel: Do you want me to quit?
Joey: Well, we could do that!
Monica: Yknow what, lets do the catering business.
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?