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Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Phoebe: How do you know?
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Ross: Do not rush me!!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
ROSS: We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.
MONICA: Do I know you?
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
ROSS: Come on, don't do this.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
ROSS: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Phoebe: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know A minor?
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
RACHEL: Do you?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
MONICA: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
JOEY: Do we need a cake?
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, I do that cause it makes me look taller.
MNCA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!
JOEY: Oh, yeah, I do.
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, weve done it before well do it again, itll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
(Thinking quickly, Chandler desperately tries to remember anything to do with schizophrenia....)
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
JOEY: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
FBOB: Hey, do you need me to pick you up?
Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
PHOE: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
JOEY: Maybe they do. I've been doin' this ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason.
ROSS: What do you mean?
MNCA: Do you not see it?
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
CHAN: So, what're you gonna do?
JOEY: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.
Rachel: Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?
ROSS: Oh you do, do you?
JOEY: Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.
CHAN: So what'd you do?
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
ROSS: That is so good! Do it again!
PHOE: Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.
RACHEL: What do you mean?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACHEL: Well, what do you mean?
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
PHOEBE: Um, do you wanna sit?
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
RACHEL: Then what? What do you want?
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
CAROL: You do?
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
CAROL: Of course I do.
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
JOEY: Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Rachel: Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
PHOEBE: I can do that.
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh." (A maniacal laugh follows.)
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?