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Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Phoebe: How do you know?
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Ross: Do not rush me!!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Rachel: Joey, I can’t do that!
Joey: Ah, look who’s back! (he sees the bags) Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Ross: Well, do you wanna marry him?
Phoebe: (To Rachel and Ross) Well, do you think I should propose?
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Phoebe: Ok, ok, so how should I do it?
Ross: Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child.
Amy: Well, I can do it.
Rachel: Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows (points at her own to emphasize the word) shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?
Monica: Hey, what did you guys do today?
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Rachel: I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
Amy: What? What are you gonna do?
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Mike: Why do you keep looking at the screen?
Mike: I'm gonna do this now.
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Rachel: (To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?
Joey: I can do that! (in a deeper voice) "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?
Joey: Hey, Im gonna call her later! Honest! Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! Hed even make the girl pancakes! Plus, hed make extras and leave em for me.
Ross: Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?
Phoebe: Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.
Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!
Chandler (to Rachel): What am I gonna do now?
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Benjamin: (to Ross) Thank you! (to Charlie). I can't believe that you chose this restaurant! Do you remember the night?
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
Ross: Ok well, I would like to do a dig in the painted desert.
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Ross: Wha...? Wait, wait, wait, just a minute. None of my questions have anything to do with Paleontology.
Monica: (sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
Joey: Now, what do you say?
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Ross: No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.
Benjamin: I never should have broken up with you. I think about you all the time. I mean, do you ever still think about me?
Phoebe: So what did you two do about it?
Ross: So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?
Chandler: (to Ross) Maybe you do that next time you get married!
Rachel: So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?
Rachel: Ok, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground.
Ross: Good, you don’t want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?
Phoebe: Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but cant.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button.)
Monica: That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?
Chandler: I don’t think you can do that!
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Rachel: Alright fine. I'll do it.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. (thinks for a few seconds) Just like the kids I took the money from.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.
Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?
Monica: Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass.
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?
Chandler: Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Chandler: I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing "high profile".
Ross: Did I do something to you?
Phoebe: I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.
Ross: Yeah. What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.
Joey: (whispering) Who do you think its from?
Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! (laughs) Oh! They gave you the kiddy size (looking at the cup in his hand).
Rachel: Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Ross: (Staring back, and then breaks off) (To Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, he can do it!
Monica: Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
Chandler: The floating heads do make a good point.
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Phoebe: Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Joey: Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something.
Monica: I do, but Rachel borrowed them.
Rachel: Do you think I'm someone else?
Ross: Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. Its one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Monica: Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)
Joey: I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you.
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Joey: Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Monica: It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.
(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)
Rachel: (looking at the bulletin board with baby pictures) So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?
Monica: So? What do you think of the house?
Monica: So? Do you think we should get it?
Chandler: I don’t know. What do you think?
Chandler: I do too.
Monica: Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?
Phoebe: Why do you have a realtor?
Chandler: Yeah (motions them to sit and they do) I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.