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Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Phoebe: How do you know?
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Ross: Do not rush me!!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Chandler: Come on, dont be crazy. (To Rachel) You dont think theres someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? (Rachel looks at him.)
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Joey: Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because were really good friends.
Ross: No, no I dont want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that Im not mad at you and and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Chandler: What do we do?
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Chandler: I dont see him. (To Monica) Do you see him?
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Joey: All right so, so what do I do?
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Rachel: Okay, Im done. Do mine.
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
Rachel: Ooh, I can do that.
Joey: I do not.
Jim: Do you like to party?
Phoebe: Wow! You do?
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Ross: You do?
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Monica: Really you can do that?
Phoebe: Okay, so maybe you dont get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Yknow? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, yknow? Or an engagement tiara? Orooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Monica: Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?
Mr. Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Rachel: Do I have my own castle?
Phoebe: Then you better do it now.
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Parker: You do?!
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Joey: No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.
Joey: Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.
The Interviewer: I really appreciate you taking the time to do this.
Joey: Matter of fact, I do.
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Phoebe: I just talked him into it, dont tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Phoebe: About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do.
Ross: Well do you want some help?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Rachel: Yes. Yes I do.
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Rachel: Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
Mrs. Green: Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day?
Mrs. Green: No dear, thats what babies do.
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Rachel: I do. I really do. I dont know anything.
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Rachel: Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Monica: All right, well why dont I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!
Ross: Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?
Ross: Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Chandler: Thats what I do now.
Chandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world, dont ya?
Cashier: Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
Ross: Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?
Chandler: What is it that I do?
Chandler: Me! I do that. So Seriously, do I look okay? Im little nervous.
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Phoebe: I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.
Phoebe: Um-hmm, thats good to know. But lets stop focusing on what you dont do, and start focusing on what you do do.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: I have nothing to do with casting.
Monica: You do?
Ross: Whats uh, whats going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?
Ross: Do you feel better?
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Chandler: This is so exciting! Its so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
Phoebe: Its interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?
Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)
Phoebe: Ugh, its so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could(Groans, hacks, and then freezes with her eyes open and her tongue hanging out.)
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Ross: Do them!!