words in movies
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
Joey: Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Joey: All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
Ross: What-what do you mean?
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Carol: What do you mean?
Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assistas his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that cant have lumps in them.
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Ross: Were really gonna do this, huh?
Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
Rachel: Joey, youre such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?
Chandler: We cant do this.
Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, yknow? Because youve been waiting a very long time and I wouldnt want to disappoint you.
Chandler: I do like that.
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)
Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!
Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Monica: Why would you do that?
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Joey: What did they do?
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Chandler: Well she, she wouldnt do that, shes with, shes with me.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Joey: Well, it doesnt matter what I would do.
Chandler: I dont know, y'know. What, what, would you do?
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Chandler: Yeah, well. Its the right thing to do.
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Rachel: Lets do it! Ross?
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Phoebe: Okay, so how do we decide that?
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
Ross: Okay, (to Chandler) this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!
Rachel: Wait, what am I gonna do?
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Joey: What are you gonna do?
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Margha: Which do I like?
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Joey: I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Phoebe: Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?
Chandler: Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice?
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
Phoebe: Ohhh boy, do I feel bad.
Monica: Dont, dont, dont, dont, dont do this.
Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
Joey: Look Rach, wasnt this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?
CHANDLER: Alright, let's do this.
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Monica: Because hell know what to do? (Rachel comes out of her room with a bear thats dressed in a rain suit.) Oh my God, youre a genius!
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
[Scene: Rachels new job, Rachels boss is telling her what to do.]
Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you dont have to do this.
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Chandler: (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?
Rachel: (looks at Monica) (to him) Do you want my pickle?
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Ross: Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Monica: I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
Rachel: Yeah, I do. (they both run out)
Ross: You go get em. (to Monica) What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?
Joeys Sister: So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
Joeys Sister: (whispering in his ear) Just do it.
Joey: What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
Cookie: Ill do it.
Monica: Yeah, I do know.
MONICA: You know what. Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks.
Rachel: Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
Monica: Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?
Joey: Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?
Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
Ross: I would never do that!
Ross: What am I going to do?
Monica: What do you mean?
Director: All right, let's do it!
Monica: The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, (high pitched) rweee!!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
ROSS: I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Rachel: Do you have any ice?
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Ross: What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
SUSIE: I can't do Chris's makeup. She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustasche.
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Ross: Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?