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Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
Joey: Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Joey: All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
Ross: What-what do you mean?
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Carol: What do you mean?
Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assistas his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that cant have lumps in them.
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Ross: Were really gonna do this, huh?
Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
Rachel: Joey, youre such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?
Chandler: We cant do this.
Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, yknow? Because youve been waiting a very long time and I wouldnt want to disappoint you.
Chandler: I do like that.
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)
Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!
Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Monica: Why would you do that?
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Chandler: Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Chandler: Do you want me to call?
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Monica: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Phoebe: Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Chandler: Oh, we could do this all day.
Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?
Joey: Hey, do we do this too much?
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Rachel: (To Phoebe) We do?
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Joey: Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Joey: Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
Monica: (wiping her nose) Are you saying that you dont wanna get with this? (Tries to do a little sexy body rub, but it doesnt work all that well with the big robe.)
Paul: Oh, you dont have to do that every time.
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
Rachel: Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
Joey: (happily) What do you need?
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Phoebe Sr.: You do?! Wait, I like umm, the Beetles.
Ross: Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!
Joey: Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. (He turns around to see Chandler glaring at him.)
Monica: Where do you want to start?
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Phoebe: Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?
Rachel: Im gonna do it too!
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Janine: Well, I don't think there is anything to do. I mean I think you're really sweet, but I'm just not interested in you like that.
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Joey: Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Phoebe: What are you gonna do?
Phoebe: Well, what did he do?
Joey: I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!
Rachel: I do the same thing.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Chandler: See? Now, thats why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Phoebe: No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
Phoebe: Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?
Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Monica: You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Chandler: Do you have my credit card?
Chandler: No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Chandler: The actor playing Mac couldnt do it, they needed to see you at 2 oclock.
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Chandler: I cant do that.
Phoebe: Yeah, do you want to break a dying womans heart?
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
Phoebe: Oh I do! (She grabs her huge purse and starts rummaging through it and taking out various items in a futile search for the gum.) Oh, yknow what? No. (Pause) Wait a second. (She removes a bag filled with water that has a goldfish swimming in it.) I know its in here somewhere.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Joey: Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.
Phoebe: I can do that for the kids.
Ross: Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh
Joey: That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
JOEY: What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?
Kristen: So uh, do you live around here?
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Joey: Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)
Joey: No I mean it! I cant believe they would do this to you! And to your fans! I mean they are going to be devastated! Heart broken! They love you so much!
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
Chandler: Richard was there so I couldnt do it!
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Chandler: Im gonna do it tomorrow yknow, and-and surprise her, but now youve ruined it!
Chandler: I can do that, Ive had 30 years of practice.
PHOEBE: All right. I'll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?