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Monica: Really you can do that?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Watch! (Makes funny faces trying to cry) Well I cant do it with you guys watching me!
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Monica: Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Mr. Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Phoebe: Then you better do it now.
Parker: You do?!
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
Ross: Its a good thing I didnt do it, because it sounds like it wouldve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Phoebe: Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Ross: I see. So what do you propose to do?
Nina: Oh, Net Usage Statistics, right. Gotcha, gotcha. Wont happen again. I wouldnt want to do anything to hurt your... "wenus."
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Ashley: Can we do it again?
Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Nina: Do you have a sec?
Chandler: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. (gets up right behind Joey and yells in his ear) Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!
Monica: Okay, I think I get how to do this.
Rachel: Oh no! No! It's actuallyit's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look! (Goes to pet it and it hisses at her.) Yeah, do you want it?
Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
Joey: Y-y-yeah! (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with flowers in it.) Yeah you do. (They exit.)
ROSS: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Chandler: There it is! So what're you gonna do?
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Joey: Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits.
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Phoebe: Yeah, you can't do that! Oh, come on Mike, strap on a pair.Why don't you just tell her that we got back together. You know, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. Just F.Y.I.
Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?
Monica: I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!
Rachel: Okay (desperately hands the receiver over) no, you do it.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
Ursula: Oh. No, no, he is so smart. He'll figure it out. (Offering to share her food) Do you want some chicken?
Phoebe: Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu.
Ross: Do you have a point?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Ross: Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a.... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all.... fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?
Monica: Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?
Rachel: (upset) Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Ross: No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that.
Chandler: OK Phoebs, how many do you want?
Ross: No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can'tyou can't do...
Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no Its okay, I mean Ilook Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing, but we dont have to do that!
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Monica: (still talking to the woman) All right, Ill do it just this once! But you cant tell anybody!
Monica: Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?
Joey: Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this.
Rachel: Yes, we do. (pause)
Chandler: (to Ross): What do you need, what do you need?
Monica: Whoa! Whoa!! Tackled by a girl! Bet ya dont see that everyday, do ya?
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Rachel: C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?
Rachel: Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do?
Rachel: Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this.
Rachel: Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
Chandler: (pours more and slides the refill to Joey) All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?
Phoebe: All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Rosss. We'll be back in a minute. (Gets up with Monica to do so.)
Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you.
Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever(to Chandler)can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
Monica: What're you gonna do?
Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I don't mean to be a square, but I'd really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Ross: (laughing) Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?
Barry: I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy. I think I'm still in love with you.
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!
Rachel: No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.
(The group does the same horrible dance that Joey did earlier in the show, except they're all out of sync and they do the jazz hands at the end.)
Rachel: Oh, do I?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even do you.
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Chandler: They do me?
Monica: Do you?
Mindy: What do you mean?
Joey: Oh... Yeah, you do.
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
Ross: ...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!
Joey: Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you.
Rachel: Which one do you think she is?
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Phoebe: I really do, yeah.
Chandler: They do?
Joey: Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?
Joey: Do we have to know about that?
Chandler: Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.
Lydia: Oh, boy, do they suck.
Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do?
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Susan: What do you see?
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Joey: He doesn't do much, does he?