words in movies
Chandler: I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
Chandler: Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)
Chandler: Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
Chandler: Do not speak ill of the dead.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.
Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.
Monica: Maybe I could do it.
Rachel: (To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Rachel: You do?
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
Mike: Yeah, you do that, and I go check my dad for signs of internal bleeding. (Mike walks away and Bitsy walks in the same direction.)
Rachel: They do!
Monica: Well do something! Get in there!
Monica: Yeah! Do that!
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Ross: No, because thats the right thing to do.
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Ross: No but but still you cant possibly do this alone.
Rachel: I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!
Ross: Do you really?
Monica: Do you still wanna call em? I wanna call em.
Monica: What?! People dont do that!
Joey: Oh I think we do.
Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Monica: They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Ross: Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!
Ross: Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? Its Rachels tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story.
Ross: (on tape) You didnt do it?
Chandler: Did you do it on our invitations?!
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Ross: Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?
Chandler: Hey thats okay. So, where do you want to go?
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Mrs. Geller: We really do feel bad about this though.
Rachel: You dont know do you?
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Ross: Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.
Chandler: Yknow what you should do, just toss em in the shedder and claim you never got em.
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Joey: So what movie do you want to seeAnd not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.
Joey: What do you mean?
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
Tim: Thank you so much! Cause I-I know I can do better!
Monica: So we do Supergirl.
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.
Eric: So what do you do?
ROSS: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
Chandler: Nope! I can do this all day.
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Phoebe: Okay I cant let you do this! Shes lying to you.
Chandler: Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
Joey: (entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?
Joey: To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!
Rachel: I do too a little bit.
Monica: I would do it but she thinks Im attracted to her!
Phoebe: Yeah, so do you.
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
Chandler: You do?
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Joey: Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?
Ross: Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
Monica: Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?
Rachel: All right here he comes. Im gonna do this, Im gonna tell him, Im gonna be strong.
Hooker: Do you mind if I smoke in here?
Ross: Oh I know, isn't it? Ooh... what'd you do to get her to laugh?
Joey: Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.
Chandler: Why would she do that?
Joey: I dont want to. You do it!
Chandler: You do it!
Joey: You do it!
Chandler: Which is why you should do it.
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
Phoebe: Anything I can do to help?
Will: So what do you, what do you do now?
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
Will: I dont know? Do I? Do I?
Phoebe: I think you do.
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
Phoebe: What?! What else did you do?
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?