words in movies
Chandler: I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
Chandler: Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! (He grabs their bags and sprints out.)
Chandler: Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!
Monica: Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
Chandler: Do not speak ill of the dead.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.
Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.
Monica: Maybe I could do it.
Rachel: (To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Monica: Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Chandler: They...do that?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.
Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Joey: How do you think I got him in the first place?
Joey: Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Monica: Alright, who wants to do it?
Joey: I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Cecilia: Id love to, but my lawyer said I cant do that anymore.
Rachel: This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)
Phoebe: Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Monica: What do you think brought than on?
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?
ROSS: I do.� I do.� Although, it's actually a lager.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Rachel: You do that every year??
Joey: I do it every year.
Monica: Yeah I do rock that one.
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, do you know how youre going to stall her?
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Joey: Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymoreplucking. It hurts so bad!
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
Ross: Why do you care so much?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Monica: Do you wanna go hunting?
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Phoebe: Well, do you care about friendship?
Chandler: But I don't wanna do it in a cup!
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Joey: Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?
Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.
Joey: (checking) EH, what do you know!
Ross: (annoyed) Oh, do you, do you really?
Joey: You got to tell me exactly what to do there.
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
Ross: Now, do you have any idea what you just said?
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Phoebe: Uhu, uhu... and why do you think that is?
Joey: No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh.
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
Joey: Dont start doing that. You cant do that Rach, cause then youre gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)
Ross: What do you mean?
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
Charlie: I'm sure you have better things to do.
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Charlie: Oh, yeah! Let's do it!
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Ross: How do you feel about all this?
Joey: Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
Rachel: Oh! What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?