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Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Joey: I want to do it again.
Ross: We cant do it again.
Joey: Fine! Do you want something to drink?
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Phoebe: Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!
Chandler: As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that Im going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.
Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
Rachel: You do? Why?
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?
Carol: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you You gotta do something about your eyes.
Ross: Look uh, if were gonna do this
Rachel: Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.
Monica: What do you mean?
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Ross: Take from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Rachel: Now Joey, what did the duck do?!
Joey: Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
Mrs. Geller: You tell her Jack, I cant do it.
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Ross: Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?
Joey: Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Monica: You do?!
Chandler: Yeah, Im putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna do.
Chandler: Sure you do.
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Chandler: Do you know what I was thinkin?
Chandler: Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that.
Monica: This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week.
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Yeah! I bet I can do it.
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Phoebe: You do?
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Chandler: Why do they put so much steam in there?!
Joey: Do you want me to learn?!
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Chandler: What did you do when they found out?
Chandler: So do you think uh, Joeys more charming than me?
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
Chandler: Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?
Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
(They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop motion thing they had at the end of ChiPs.)
Phoebe: Okay. (To the jeweler) Listen, Im sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Rachel: Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) Im sorry, its for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?
Chandler: Oh no-no, I cant do that.
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Joey: So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Ross: Oh, nothin much. Just trying to figure out what Im gonna do for dinner.
Chandler: Yeah that was stupid. Lets not do that.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Rachel: Because youre not finished yet and I wont have it! Greens do not quit!
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Monica: Do you really want to pull at that thread?
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Whitney: I do know.
Rachel: Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, yknow?
Monica: Yeah, we really do!
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Ross: Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it. But just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?