words in movies
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
The Doctor: (coming in from surgery) Somebody lose a ring?
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Phoebe: Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones!
(Phoebe fakes pain to get Ross looking for another doctor.)
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Joey's Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
The Doctor: What do we got here?
The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
The Doctor: This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
The Doctor: Hi Rachel!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?