words in movies
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Doctor: He's just fine.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Doctor: Here she comes!
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And Id also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.