words in movies
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
Joey: Doctor? Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
The Doctor: Thats it.
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
The Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
The Doctor: No, Im getting three separate heartbeats.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Phoebe: Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor
The Doctor: (coming in from surgery) Somebody lose a ring?
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones!
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
(Phoebe fakes pain to get Ross looking for another doctor.)
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
Joey's Doctor: It's kidney stones.
The Doctor: What do we got here?
The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
The Doctor: This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
The Doctor: Hi Rachel!
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!