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Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Doctor: He's just fine.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]