words in movies
JOEY: Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steves doctors name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, Doctor Monkey? And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)
Ross: Right! Right! I justI want you to know that Im going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctors appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartmentAlthough we could probably worry about that til after we get married.
Joey: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...
Rachel: I meant er, (struggling to concentrate) young, young, I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.
Ross: (pause) I am a doctor! Yknow what? Im just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.
Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
Ross: Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.
Ross: Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. He also found an 'M' and an 'O'.
Ross: Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'
Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
ROSS: Doctor Burke is sexy?
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
Phoebe: All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.
Ross: Yeah, Im gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.
Chandler: The doctor.
The Doctor: (seeing theyre not identical) But uh, this is a study for identical twins.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Richard: Yeah hes no good. Do you ever (pause) think about me in a (pause) non-eye doctor way?
Ross: (stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Joey: Doctor? Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
The Doctor: Thats it.
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
The Doctor: No, Im getting three separate heartbeats.
The Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Phoebe: Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
The Doctor: (coming in from surgery) Somebody lose a ring?
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
(Phoebe fakes pain to get Ross looking for another doctor.)
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones!
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
Joey's Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
The Doctor: What do we got here?
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
The Doctor: This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
The Doctor: Hi Rachel!
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.