words in movies
Ross: (stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.