words in movies
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
The Doctor: Thats it.
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
The Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
The Doctor: No, Im getting three separate heartbeats.
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
The Doctor: (coming in from surgery) Somebody lose a ring?
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Phoebe: Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor
(Phoebe fakes pain to get Ross looking for another doctor.)
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones!
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Joey's Doctor: It's kidney stones.
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.
The Doctor: What do we got here?
The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
The Doctor: This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
The Doctor: Hi Rachel!
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.