words in movies
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Doctor: He's just fine.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.