words in movies
(Chandler does a fake laugh.)
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.
Janice: (entering) Ross you left you scarf in (sees everyone.) Hey you guys. (Does the laugh.)
Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)
Monica: Me and Chandler?! (Does her fake laugh.)
Doug: But seriously, I believe that we should all support President Clinton. And her husband Bill. (Chandler does the laugh.)
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Chandler: Oh. (Does a double take when he realizes what she just said.)
Doug: (entering) Uh, I gotta apologize for Kara's coffee. Y'know, I feel sorry for it if it ever got in a fight, it's not strong enough to defend itself. (Chandler does not laugh.) Did you hear what I said Bing?
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! (Does the laugh again.)
Larry: This does. (Shows her his badge.)
Chandler: You mean this. (Does the maneuver perfectly.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt eitherOoh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! (Checks under the blanket.) Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
Chandler: (admiring his work) This, this actually is a (Does the same gibberish word from before.)
Rachel: Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Phoebe: Does it look like a urinal?
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Phoebe: Does it look like an ashtray?
Ross: What difference does that make?!
Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)
Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?
Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain!
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
Chandler: (notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
The Salesman: Lets see, ahhh Where does the Pope live?
Joey: Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.)
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Rachel: (does Monica's) I know!
Monica: (does Rachel's) Nooo!
Monica: My boyfriend really does have good taste!
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Ross: If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.
Ross: Yeah? Sometimes it's (Does the fist thing.)
Rachel: Oh my God! What does that thing do?
Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity anymore.
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Rachel: Nope! (She puts one in her mouth and spits it out, then does it again in another direction.)
Monica: This doesnt mean anything, does it?
(She does Ross's little gesture. In response Ross puts his hands behind his neck with his arms sticking straight out and starts flapping them together.)
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.)
Phoebe: Thousands of times!! That doesnt make me sound too good does it?
Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Phoebe: Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
Chandler: Double it! (He does.)
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Ross: She does want to.
Rachel: Oh, she does want to.
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Chandler: Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!
[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
Director: I dont see it. (To Janine) You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand! (He does. Janine goes over to him.)
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
(Chandler does the weird clicky thing again.)
Rachel: I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Ross: Okay. (He does so.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Chandler: I made a (Does one of those gibberish words.)
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Janices Voice: (singing) Youre look for laughable (She does the now patented Janice laugh.)
Rachel: Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing.)
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)
Janice: Yeah, Im riding the alimony pony. (Does the now famous laugh.)
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Janice: Yeah, um, Im, Im leaving now. (tries to get her leg out of Chandlers grasp, she finally does, but Chandler takes off her shoe.)
Fireman #2: Well someone does.
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Ross: Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?
Phoebe: That doesnt lock does it?
(Chandler does this throat sound.)
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)
Phoebe: (wearing a veil) Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
Chandler: (disgusted) What does it say?!
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
Paul: Yes it does.
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Ross: Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same
Joey: (he stops screaming at action) "Take good care of your Momma son." (Again Alex does nothing.)
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)