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(Chandler does so.)
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
(She does so.)
Rachel: Oh please. (He does so.)
(Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little Smell-the-fart acting.)
Rachel: Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Ballerina: Thank you. (Does another ballerina move.)
Joey: When have I ever done that?! (And does the sound again.)
Phoebe: Sure it does. Yeah, yeah.
Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
Chandler: Well, this does butch it up a bit.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Ross: Well, uh, does she like you?
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Chandler: No. But Im sure (mimics Don) tomatoes does.
Joey: Does it really matter?
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Phoebe: See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Joey: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Jim: Someone does. Me.
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
(He turns his back to Monica and does the international sign for big boobies again.)
Phoebe: Wait, I think I know someone who does that.
Monica: Okay. (Does so.)
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Janice: Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh.)
Chandler: Thats funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
Chandler: Does Ross know?
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
(He brings his hands in closer to his face then does it again.)
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Rachel: Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)
Claudia: I�m sorry. Does the smoke bother you?
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
(Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so with a Pouff!)
Chandler: does what always have to be sharks.
Phoebe: One really does have a stick up one�s ass. Doesn�t one?
Waiter: Er�does not.
Chandler: So, who does?
Monica: What does she do there?
Ross: Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.
Monica: Does he?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss]
Joey: It does?
Monica: Just double checking (does so)...no, no, no...(takes off a shoe and takes a ticket out of it) No!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Rachel: Wow. She does that a lot!
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
Ross: Why does everyone keep saying that?
(Joey does the "plan-laugh.")
(She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it.)
Ross: Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole Does it? part just another glance.
Joey: Make the transfer! (She does so)
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Ross: Okay, what does it mean?
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Chandler: Okay, are you aware unagi (does the finger thing) is an eel?
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
(Janice does her "Janice Laugh")
Ross: Wow. What does that mean?
Monica: Oh... what does that mean?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Monica: Does seem pretty perfect.
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Ross: Why, does it look like Im having trouble with my misshapen claw? (He hands Joey the form)
Chandler: (upset) She does?
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Phoebe: Ok. Oh good, I'm dating a Russian cab driver. (to the shop assistant). Seriously does anyone buy this? I smell like beets!
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Joey: Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.