words in movies
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Chandler: (disgusted) What does it say?!
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
(She does so.)
Rachel: Oh please. (He does so.)
(Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little Smell-the-fart acting.)
Rachel: Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Ballerina: Thank you. (Does another ballerina move.)
Joey: When have I ever done that?! (And does the sound again.)
Phoebe: Sure it does. Yeah, yeah.
Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
Chandler: Well, this does butch it up a bit.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Ross: Well, uh, does she like you?
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Joey: Does it really matter?
Chandler: No. But Im sure (mimics Don) tomatoes does.
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Jim: Someone does. Me.
(Chandler does so.)
Phoebe: See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
(He turns his back to Monica and does the international sign for big boobies again.)
Joey: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Phoebe: Wait, I think I know someone who does that.
Monica: Okay. (Does so.)
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
Janice: Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh.)
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Chandler: Thats funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Chandler: Does Ross know?
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Rachel: Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
(He brings his hands in closer to his face then does it again.)
Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
(Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so with a Pouff!)
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Claudia: I�m sorry. Does the smoke bother you?
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Chandler: does what always have to be sharks.
Phoebe: One really does have a stick up one�s ass. Doesn�t one?
Chandler: So, who does?
Waiter: Er�does not.
Monica: Does he?
Monica: What does she do there?
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
Rachel: Wow. She does that a lot!
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss]
(She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it.)
Ross: Why does everyone keep saying that?
(Joey does the "plan-laugh.")
Joey: It does?
Ross: Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole Does it? part just another glance.
Joey: Make the transfer! (She does so)
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Chandler: Okay, are you aware unagi (does the finger thing) is an eel?
Ross: Okay, what does it mean?
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Monica: Just double checking (does so)...no, no, no...(takes off a shoe and takes a ticket out of it) No!
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
Ross: Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)
Ross: Wow. What does that mean?
(Janice does her "Janice Laugh")
Chandler: (upset) She does?
Monica: Oh... what does that mean?
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Monica: Does seem pretty perfect.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.