words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
[Scene: Joey's bedroom, time lapse. He's asleep and dreaming. In his dream he's doing the crossword puzzle with wait for it Monica!]
Dream Monica: Y'know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
Phoebe: I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Joey: What are you doing?
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Melissa: Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Chandler: Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Ross: People are doing it in front of my book!
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Chandler: What is it doing here?
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
(And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultees presence.)
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Ross: Thats it, your doing great.
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Chandler: What are you doing?
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Monica: What are you doing?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Monica: Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Kristen: Hi! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Joey: What are you doing?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters.]
Rachel: Yeah, Im doing okay. Im um lets talk.
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading.
Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?
Joey: (crying) Why God?! Why are you doing this to us?! (He buries his head in Rosss shoulder.)
Phoebe: What are you doing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I cant describe it, youll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]
Phoebe: NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Rachel: What cha doing Mon?
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Ross: What?! What does he want?! I wasnt doing anything!
Rachel: What are you doing?! Get in the front!
Phoebe: Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Joey: Im doing my scenes with you?
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!
[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carol: Ooh, actually Ive been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!
Rachel: �Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est� haciendo el hula hoop! (Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula!)
Ross: Great. Hes doing great. Dont you worry about Chandler.
Ross: (grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are youOkay thats not funny! Just stop horsing around!
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
Courtney: Im doing my brother.
Monica: What are you doing?!
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Monica: Oh what are doing?!
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal with this just quite yet.
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?
Mike: Hey... Wh... What are you doing?
Conan: Okay Friends gang, thanks for doing it.
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
[Cut to Chandler in the hallway practicing dancing and is doing it very well.]