words in movies
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.
Rachel: Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
Rachel: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Chandler: I don't know!
Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.
Chandler: I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?
Chandler: But we don't do that.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Chandler: I don't think so.
Monica: (laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
Chandler: I don't have a *job*!
Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Ross: You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?
Chandler: I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
ROSS: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
Joey: Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
Chandler: Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
Rachel: Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Guy: Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Chandler: You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. (dead silence) Amouz-bouche? (holds out tray)
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Ross: I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross.
Joey: Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!
Chandler: Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Ross: No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Phoebe: Don't get me started on that.
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Chandler: I don't believe they're brother and sister.
Monica: What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Rachel: I don't think he's the one who needs help.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Joey: I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it.
Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Joey: I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!
Ross: I know! (Looks at the ball in his hands.) Don't switch hands, okay?
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
Joey: I don't know.
Joey: Oh, I don't know . Yeah, can't do it.
Phoebe: Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
Joey: Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.
Monica: I don't want a cat!
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Monica: (jumping in front of him) No-no! Don't do it! Don't!
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
Phoebe: Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Phoebe: Look, I don't wanna talk about it. Okay?
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Ross: I don't know, umm
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Rachel: Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye.
Chandler: Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
Monica: I sure do! (She runs over to a drawer, opens it, and grabs a lollipop.) (To Rachel) And you don't get one!
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
Monica: Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. (Quietly) You can go.
Phoebe: Well, if you don't know I can't help you.
Ross: Well, I don't know.
Phoebe: I don't know! I don't remember!
Chandler: I don't know.
Joey: I don't believe this!
Joey: You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Chandler: Oh, you don't want me on the trip?
Chandler: All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!
Rachel: I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.
Phoebe: I really don't want to mess up what we have. I'm justI'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake.
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Joey: Don't come out here!
Joey: I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!
Rachel: I don't gossip!
Chandler: I don't know, I'm very tired.
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?