words in movies
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.
Rachel: Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
Rachel: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Chandler: I don't know!
Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.
Chandler: I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?
Chandler: But we don't do that.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Chandler: I don't think so.
Monica: (laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
Chandler: I don't have a *job*!
Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
Chandler: Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!
Ross: NO! I don't!!
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
Chandler: I don't think so!
Rachel: I don't care about any of that!!
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
Phoebe: All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Monica: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)
Monica: (to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Chandler: I don't know.
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Phoebe: Well, I don't...
Precious: Oh, my God, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect.
Monica: Really? I don't really feel like it.
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
Monica: Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much.
Joey: Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?
Monica: I don't know!
Joey: Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.
Chandler: You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?
Rachel: Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy.
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Frank Jr.: Oh, I don't know, she's pretty tired, too, I think we've got her onboard.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Bill: Some little snacks for everybody. Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.
Rachel: Ross, you don't seem okay.
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Rachel: Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.
Rachel: I don't really care about the Knicks.
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Chandler: (without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: I know. Joey: I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted.
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Chandler: You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse. (again they laugh, even more fake than before)
Rachel: I don't know... maybe it's because she has got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar...
Chandler: I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Rachel: I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Monica: Wow! Don't you look nice?!
Ross: Why don't you use your Thesaurus?
Chandler: Oh, I don't think it was desperate, I think it was amazing!
Monica: Maybe you don't need him to propose to you, maybe you can propose to him!
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?
Ross: I don't think that's what this is.
Ross: I... I don't know..
Ross: (a little confused) Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! (Leaves)
Rachel: Nah, I don't really want her to see.
Rachel: (shouting) Babies don't care if they're slim.
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Amy: Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?
Chandler: Oh... I don't know, I really don't think you're right for the part.
Phoebe: Why, you don't like her?
Monica: (faking happiness) Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know...
Phoebe: Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.
Joey: Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!
Ross: Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?
Rachel: But I don't want you to.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Rachel: Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Monica:: you don't think sharks are sexy do you?
Ross: If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.
Ross: No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.
Charlie: I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so.... romantic.
Rachel: Oh, don't be such a baby!
Chandler: You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!