words in movies
Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.
Rachel: Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
Rachel: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Chandler: I don't know!
Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.
Chandler: I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?
Chandler: But we don't do that.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Chandler: I don't think so.
Monica: (laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
Chandler: I don't have a *job*!
Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Phoebe: I don't know! I didn't come with her!
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
Joey: Come on look guys, don't fight.
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Rachel: Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the guitar.)
Phoebe: Then don't touch one!!
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Joey: Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
SCOTT: Fleischman's group. Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches. Ha-ha-ha...
Rachel: I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.
Joey: You don't know!
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: You don't know anything.
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Phoebe: Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Joey: Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Monica: (interrupting) Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.
Rachel: Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy.
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages.
Monica: Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell mejust say, "I don't like your massages."
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Rachel: You don't have any secrets!
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Monica: I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Phoebe: Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Phoebe: Oh now, don't give away the farm!
Chandler: Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Joey: I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Ross: You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?
Chandler: I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
ROSS: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
Joey: Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
Chandler: Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
Rachel: Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Guy: Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Chandler: You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. (dead silence) Amouz-bouche? (holds out tray)
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Ross: I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross.
Joey: Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!
Chandler: Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Ross: No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Phoebe: Don't get me started on that.
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Chandler: I don't believe they're brother and sister.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Rachel: I don't think he's the one who needs help.
Monica: What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.