words in movies
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.
Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
Ross: I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...
Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy?
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Ross: Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Phoebe: I don't think you mean that.
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
MONICA: You don't have the guts.
CHANDLER: No, no, you don't have to see.
ROSS: [to Joey who's looking over a toilet stall] Joey, some people don't like that.
MONICA: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.
MONICA: Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
ROSS: I don't know.
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
MR. GELLER: Well, c'mon. Don't ya want to find out?
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
ROSS: Humm, that sounds, I don't, perfect.
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
RACHEL: Hi. Well hey, you don't - you don't think they're kind of cool?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
ROSS: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
JOEY: I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.
RACHEL: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
MONICA: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Mr. Geller: So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
CHANDLER: You don't like that show?
Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.
MONICA: Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?
JOEY: Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
MONICA: Well, maybe you don't need them.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
JOEY: I don't feel like talkin.
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
ESTELLE: Don't worry about it already. Things happen.
RACHEL: You're right, I don't have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!
JOEY: Well don't just say.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
CHANDLER: Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
PHOEBE: I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.
RACHEL: So don't do it.
Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).
MONICA: I don't want a beer.
MONICA: DON'T...be too long with the phone.
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
CHANDLER: Don't play with his things.
RACHEL: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I don't know.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
RACHEL: I, I don't have it.
MONICA: I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.
PHOEBE: Um well I don't really. Just genetically. He's kinda my dad too.
JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I don't know I guess I just got scared.
PHOEBE: I don't know what to do with that.
JOEY: Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.
JOEY: But don't you need experience for a job like that?
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
ROSS: Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.
JOEY: Well why don't you just reach out and take his trampoline.
PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we don't invite her parents.
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!
TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
MONICA: No. See you don't understand.
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
PHOEBE: That you don't stop talking about it.
MONICA: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
ROSS: Alright you know, why don't I just meet you upstairs. [Drops her on the couch and walks out holding his lower back.]
ROSS: Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.
MONICA: It's gonna be ok. Ryan's been under water. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.