words in movies
Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
Ross: (interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.
Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)
Chandler: Aw, don't do that
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!
Ross: Waitohheyhuh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!
Joey: I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat something."
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies
Rachel: I guess you don't.
Rachel: I don't know...right, he's the pig!
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Rachel: I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. (Ross crosses arms)
Ross: See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.
Ross: I don't know.
Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Phoebe: I don't even have a 'pl'.
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Joey: No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.
Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Monica: I don't think so.
Joey: Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this.
(Rachel goes back and sits down. The rest don't know what to say.)
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
Ross: Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
Joey: Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.
Chandler: I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Rachel: I don't know. The left one.
Rachel: Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me.
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Chandler: Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
Rachel: Ross, you don't know that.
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!
Ross: I don't even wanna hear it, you're just...
Mr. Heckles: I don't have a monkey.
Phoebe: Oh, because, you know... they don't like you.
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
Rachel: No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.
Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....
Monica: Don't you have to pee?
Monica: Why don't you just take it with you?
Monica: Why don't you just call her?
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.
Rachel: You don't know?!
Monica: Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Young Ethan: Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong.
Chandler: Then, I don't get it.
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
Fireman No. 3: It's all right. It's all right. You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Susan: No, you don't.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Barry: Oh God... (Into intercom) I'll be right there, Bernice. (to Mindy) Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay? I'll be, I'll be right back.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Ross: Yeah... I guess. I don'tI don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? (gives Chandler a gift for Rachel)
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
Rachel: I-I-I don't know.
Rachel: I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him.
Rachel: Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.
Rachel: Uh... I don't know.
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Rachel: I don't know... sometimes it doesn't.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam. ...Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
Phoebe: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
Rachel: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.
Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
JOEY: I don't know.
Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
RACHEL: You don't have birds.
PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
MONICA: You don't have any stuff.
RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
CHANDLER: Whoa! Don't know about that.
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.