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Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Joey: Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Monica: Don't you mean..groomy?
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Chandler: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
Chandler: I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Chandler: But honey you don't have to.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Ross: Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.
Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
Mike: No but... You don't want to get married either right?
Phoebe: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.
Mike: But I don't want this to end.
Phoebe: I don't want it to end either.
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Joey: Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
SCOTT: Fleischman's group. Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches. Ha-ha-ha...
Rachel: I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.
Joey: You don't know!
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: You don't know anything.
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Phoebe: Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Joey: Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Monica: (interrupting) Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.
Rachel: Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy.
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages.
Monica: Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell mejust say, "I don't like your massages."
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Rachel: You don't have any secrets!
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Monica: I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Phoebe: Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Phoebe: Oh now, don't give away the farm!
Chandler: Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Joey: I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Ross: You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?
Chandler: I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
ROSS: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
Joey: Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
Chandler: Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
Rachel: Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Guy: Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Chandler: You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. (dead silence) Amouz-bouche? (holds out tray)
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Ross: I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross.
Joey: Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!
Chandler: Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Ross: No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Phoebe: Don't get me started on that.
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Chandler: I don't believe they're brother and sister.
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Monica: What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Rachel: I don't think he's the one who needs help.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Joey: I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Joey: I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
Ross: I know! (Looks at the ball in his hands.) Don't switch hands, okay?
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Joey: I don't know.
Joey: Oh, I don't know . Yeah, can't do it.
Joey: Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.