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Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Joey: Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake.
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Monica: Don't you mean..groomy?
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
Rachel: Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Chandler: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
Chandler: I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Chandler: But honey you don't have to.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Ross: Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you.
Ross: I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
Mike: No but... You don't want to get married either right?
Phoebe: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.
Mike: But I don't want this to end.
Phoebe: I don't want it to end either.
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: I... I don't know... you seem lovely.
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Monica: What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!
Chandler: But I don't wanna do it in a cup!
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Joey: (looking puzzled) I don't think so.
Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!
Ross: You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship.
Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Joey: Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her.
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Phoebe: I don't have to tell you everything!
Ross: Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.
Phoebe: Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like "Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!
Monica: Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.
Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Chandler: You don't like him.
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Joey: Then don't go!
Phoebe: You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.
David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.
Chandler: You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Sarah: I'm sorry, I don't own a TV.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
Chandler: Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!
Ross: NO! I don't!!
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
Chandler: I don't think so!
Rachel: I don't care about any of that!!
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
Phoebe: All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Monica: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)
Monica: (to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Chandler: I don't know.
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Phoebe: Well, I don't...
Precious: Oh, my God, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect.
Monica: Really? I don't really feel like it.
Monica: Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much.
Joey: Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?
Monica: I don't know!
Joey: Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.
Chandler: You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?
Rachel: Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy.
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Frank Jr.: Oh, I don't know, she's pretty tired, too, I think we've got her onboard.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Bill: Some little snacks for everybody. Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.
Rachel: Ross, you don't seem okay.
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Rachel: Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.
Rachel: I don't really care about the Knicks.
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Chandler: (without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)
Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: I know. Joey: I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted.
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Chandler: You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse. (again they laugh, even more fake than before)
Rachel: I don't know... maybe it's because she has got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar...