words in movies
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Phoebe: I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?
Phoebe: Don't get me started on that.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Ross: You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Joey: (smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Ross: Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there. (Goes and sits on the couch dejectedly.)
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Joey: (on the tape) Now, I wanna a suitcase filled with 100,000 dollars. (The duck quacks, to the duck) Choo! Choo! Choo! (To the imaginary cops) Filled with $100,000 in small bills, and if I don't get it (the duck quacks louder) Choo!! And if I don't get it, (pause, picks up the duck) I'm gonna shoot this duck!
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Chandler: Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
Rachel: Ross, you don't know that.
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!
Ross: I don't even wanna hear it, you're just...
Mr. Heckles: I don't have a monkey.
Phoebe: Oh, because, you know... they don't like you.
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
Rachel: No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.
Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....
Monica: Don't you have to pee?
Monica: Why don't you just take it with you?
Monica: Why don't you just call her?
Chandler: I don't sound like that.
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.
Rachel: You don't know?!
Monica: Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Young Ethan: Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong.
Chandler: Then, I don't get it.
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
Fireman No. 3: It's all right. It's all right. You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Susan: No, you don't.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Barry: Oh God... (Into intercom) I'll be right there, Bernice. (to Mindy) Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay? I'll be, I'll be right back.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Ross: Yeah... I guess. I don'tI don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? (gives Chandler a gift for Rachel)
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
Rachel: I-I-I don't know.
Rachel: I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him.
Rachel: Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.
Rachel: Uh... I don't know.
Rachel: I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross.
Rachel: I don't know... sometimes it doesn't.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam. ...Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
Phoebe: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
Rachel: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.
Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
JOEY: I don't know.
Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
RACHEL: You don't have birds.
PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
MONICA: You don't have any stuff.
RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
CHANDLER: Whoa! Don't know about that.
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
RACHEL: No, no no no, don't need to know the details.
ROSS: I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens.
ROSS: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
CHANDLER: I don't know. I just had this weird sense. You know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?
RACHEL: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water?
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
JOEY: Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.
MONICA: I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look.