words in movies
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Phoebe: I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?
Phoebe: Don't get me started on that.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Ross: You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Joey: (smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Ross: Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there. (Goes and sits on the couch dejectedly.)
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Joey: (on the tape) Now, I wanna a suitcase filled with 100,000 dollars. (The duck quacks, to the duck) Choo! Choo! Choo! (To the imaginary cops) Filled with $100,000 in small bills, and if I don't get it (the duck quacks louder) Choo!! And if I don't get it, (pause, picks up the duck) I'm gonna shoot this duck!
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: I... I don't know... you seem lovely.
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Monica: What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!
Chandler: But I don't wanna do it in a cup!
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Joey: (looking puzzled) I don't think so.
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!
Ross: You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship.
Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Joey: Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her.
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Phoebe: I don't have to tell you everything!
Ross: Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.
Phoebe: Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like "Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!
Monica: Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.
Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
Chandler: You don't like him.
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Joey: Then don't go!
Phoebe: You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.
David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.
Chandler: You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Sarah: I'm sorry, I don't own a TV.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
Chandler: Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!
Ross: NO! I don't!!
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
Chandler: I don't think so!
Rachel: I don't care about any of that!!
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
Phoebe: All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Monica: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)
Monica: (to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Chandler: I don't know.
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Phoebe: Well, I don't...
Precious: Oh, my God, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect.
Monica: Really? I don't really feel like it.
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
Monica: Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much.
Joey: Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?
Monica: I don't know!
Joey: Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink.
Chandler: You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?
Rachel: Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy.
Bill: Some little snacks for everybody. Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Frank Jr.: Oh, I don't know, she's pretty tired, too, I think we've got her onboard.
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Rachel: Ross, you don't seem okay.
Rachel: I don't really care about the Knicks.
Ross: I don't even know what that's for.
Rachel: Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Chandler: (without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Rachel: I know. Joey: I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted.
Joey: I don't know.
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Chandler: I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague.
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.