words in movies
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Phoebe: I dont know. I dont know. I cant lie to him again. Oh no Ino! Im just gonna press my breasts up against him.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Rachel: No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I mean Ive got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then theres this guy
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Joey: Yknow Terry, I-I dont really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series, (Pause) with a robot.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, Ive got a great little villa you can stay at.
Phoebe: I dont use a curling iron.
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Phoebe: Wait! But Ross if they dont get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Monica: Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots dont really go with it.
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Joey: Hey! You dont get a say in this!
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Monica: Well I dont have them either. Where are they?
Chandler: (pause) I dont have your boots.
Monica: Yeah, I dont hear Chandlers and he doesnt hear mine.
Ross: Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just dont know if were really quite there yet.
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Dr. Schiff: Uh, I dont have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Joey: I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I dont hang up on your friends.
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Joey: Why dont I take you out?
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Chandler: I dont suck. Its sucks. You suck.
Ross: Gunther. (To Chandler) Hey-hey! Why dont we put them on? Yknow get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Rachel: Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such a wonderful time!
Rachel: No, I dont want to tell you.
Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why dont you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: I dont know! (Pause) Im-Im kinda thinking it-it was the lobster
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Phoebe: Dont touch me!!
Monica: Dont touch her!!
Phoebe: Oh hi BenNo!! Dont look at the machine! (Covers the screen.)
Chandler: Really? I dont like baths.
Chandler: Oh no-no, no you dont, just come back.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Ross: No-no, we talked about it. We dont want to know. All we care about is that its happy and healthy.
Rachel: Yeah! I dont think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Dr. Long: Thats right. But if you dont want to know
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Chandler: You dont say anything.
Phoebe: Really?! Joey?! You dont say.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah. I mean, its Joey. I dont want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey!
Rachel: Ross, I swear, I dont know.
Joey: No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Monica: Phoebe, dont get upset!
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Chandler: And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.
Monica: Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it?
Monica: Why dont we just find a place for it?
Chandler: Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Ross: Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women dont even feel them.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Rachel: I dont know. Is it crazy?
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Phoebe: Yeah, you like that dont you?
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Ross: You dont want my opinion?
Joey: I dont know. Its-its just lately, Ive been feeling Okay, heres what it is (Pause) You know what? I feel a lot better, thanks! (Starts to leave)
Chandler: I dont think weve actually done this before!
Chandler: You dont know. You didnt see it.
Monica: Dont touch me!
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Tim: I I-I dont know, but I would say its pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Ross: I dont know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!
Phoebe: Oh, do you need a hug? You dont have to bring me anything!
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Chandler: Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: dont watch it.
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Rachel: Oh, screw you guys, you dont have to do it!
Joey: You dont have to seem so happy about it.
Joey: No. I dont think so.
Joey: Oh, I dont know.
Joey: Oh, I dont know.