words in movies
Ross: Good, you don’t want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?
Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Chandler: I don’t think you can do that!
Charity guy: Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don’t think that that’s ever happened before.
Dr. Green: Who is the father? Oh no! Please dont tell me its her! (Points at Phoebe.)
Ross: Well I I havent actually told her yet. I dont want to scare her off, yknow?
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Dr. Green: I dont believe this!!
Rachel: Ahh, I dont believe you. I think you dont want them to see you begging me. (Goes to put the tape in the VCR)
Joey: I dont want to. You do it!
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Phoebe: I dont believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Joey: Dont worry, Tribbianis never get full.
Will: I dont know? Do I? Do I?
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Chandler: Dont worry, Im brave! I am brave! I I am brave! (They get to the door and Monica goes to open it.) No-no-no-no!! (He stops her.) (Through the door.) Can you tell me who is there please?
Monica: Joey, you dont have to finish that.
Rachel: No dont! Go back to repeating!
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, Ive got a great little villa you can stay at.
Phoebe: I dont use a curling iron.
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Phoebe: Wait! But Ross if they dont get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Monica: Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots dont really go with it.
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Joey: Hey! You dont get a say in this!
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Monica: Well I dont have them either. Where are they?
Chandler: (pause) I dont have your boots.
Monica: Yeah, I dont hear Chandlers and he doesnt hear mine.
Ross: Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just dont know if were really quite there yet.
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Dr. Schiff: Uh, I dont have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Joey: I dont know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell em you can! And just figure out how to do it later.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I dont hang up on your friends.
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Joey: Why dont I take you out?
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Chandler: I dont suck. Its sucks. You suck.
Ross: Gunther. (To Chandler) Hey-hey! Why dont we put them on? Yknow get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Rachel: Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such a wonderful time!
Rachel: No, I dont want to tell you.
Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why dont you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: I dont know! (Pause) Im-Im kinda thinking it-it was the lobster
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Phoebe: Dont touch me!!
Monica: Dont touch her!!
Phoebe: Oh hi BenNo!! Dont look at the machine! (Covers the screen.)
Chandler: Really? I dont like baths.
Chandler: Oh no-no, no you dont, just come back.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Ross: No-no, we talked about it. We dont want to know. All we care about is that its happy and healthy.
Rachel: Yeah! I dont think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Dr. Long: Thats right. But if you dont want to know
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Chandler: You dont say anything.
Phoebe: Really?! Joey?! You dont say.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah. I mean, its Joey. I dont want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey!
Rachel: Ross, I swear, I dont know.
Joey: No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Monica: Phoebe, dont get upset!
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Chandler: And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.
Monica: Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it?
Monica: Why dont we just find a place for it?
Chandler: Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Ross: Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women dont even feel them.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Rachel: I dont know. Is it crazy?
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Phoebe: Yeah, you like that dont you?
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.