words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk.]
Jake: All right. Bye. (Backs out the door.)
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
(He goes into his room and closes the door. Rachel goes to pick it up and )
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
Rachel: Okay, Im totally cool! (She coolly knocks on the door)
Rachel: (Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.
Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
(He carries her over to the door and opens it.)
(He starts to carry her into the hallway but hits her head on the door.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
Kathy: (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)
(Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.)
(He closes the door. Rachel's not happy with that and knocks again. He opens the door.)
(He closes the door before Rachel can say anything.)
Joey: (running and banging on Chandlers door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Chandler: What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door )
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is opening the door.]
Rachel: Okay. (Closes the door.) Walked right into that one didn't he?
(She opens the door and Rachel hides behind it.)
(He leaves and she closes the door.)
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Joey: (sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
Ross: (entering the bedroom) Hi. (closes the door)
Joey: (opening bedroom door) Hey, that coupon expires, you know.
(They wait for Joey to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.)
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Joey: Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)
(Rachel decides not to give up that easily and follows him to his apartment and bangs on the door, which he opens.)
Danny's Sister: (opening the door) Oh, I thought I heard you.
Chandler: Fine! (goes into his room and slams the door, then he slams the bottom half of the door.)
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk.]
(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
(The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.)
(He closes the door again. Once again, Rachel knocks (harder this time) and he answers it.)
Ursula: Oh great! (Opens the door.) (Disappointed) Oh, you. Umm, what's up?
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
(Ross opens the door and steps into the living room. He has fully removed his pants and holds them wrapped into a ball in front of his crotch. His legs are covered in the powder and lotion paste. He looks terrible.)
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
[Scene: Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
Joey: Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, butbye-bye! (He ushers her out the door.)
[door buzzer goes off]
Joey: (opening the door to The Potential Roommate) Hi!
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Rachel: We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)
Joey: (whining and heading toward the door) Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I...
Monica: This bottle opener. (She grabs it off of the freezer door.)
Katie: You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
(Rachel pushes on the couch and pushes Ross out the door.)
(They all throw their pieces back as there is a knock on the door.)
Phoebe: Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!
Ross: Sure. (He opens the door to Joey. Needless to say, Joey's stunned.) Joey
Ross: Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. (He opens the door and stops.) Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
Kim: (at the door) Rachel? Do you smoke?
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
[Scene: Ross's building, Joey is knocking on a door again. It's again answered by Ross.]
(There's a knock on the door.)
Ross: Fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yoghurt, or something.. (opens the door)
Ross: I'll get it! I will get that! (Runs over and opens the door.)
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Phoebe: Oh wait, I change my mind! (She slams the door on them.) Okay, let's talk about the party! I have so many ideas! (Holds up a cocktail napkin.)
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.
(Ross closes the door slowly.)
(Phoebe knocks on the door with the wine and Chandler answers it. Rachel hides next to the door.)
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
Ross: (He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this. (Monica turns her head in shame.)
Rachel: No. (She heads for the door again.)
[Scene: Ursula's apartment, Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister. She knocks on the door.]
(He closes the door and turns to see Ross glaring at him.)
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
(Phoebe closes the door behind him.)
Monica: Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)
(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door)
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter. Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door.]
(Chandler goes to his bedroom and opens the door. However, only the top half opens, and he trips into his bedroom over the bottom half.)
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Ross: No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)
Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Rachel: Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nanny's face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
Chandler: (answering the door) Hey!
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
Chandler: The door hasnt been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?!