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(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
(A very angry Monica opens the door with the security chain still on.)
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
(Its Rachels turn to open the door.)
Rachel: We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
(She goes to close the door, but Chandler puts his foot it in.)
(They open the door.)
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Joey: Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Chandler: (coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!!
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.
Monica: I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
[Scene: Elizabeths Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]
Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Monica: (starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Joey: Wow thanks! (He goes into his bedroom and closes the door.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
(There is a knock on the door.)
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Monica: (outside the door) Its Monica, open up!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandlers door.]
Joey: All right, Im gonna go! (Gets up and heads for the door.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
[Scene: The Bings�. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. Someone�s knocking at the door.]
(Joey closes the door behind her.)
(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]
Ross: (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! Im sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Monica: Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Monica: (walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
(Monica opens the door.)
[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
[The door opens and Chandler comes in. Rachel covers the door with a blanket]
Monica: Im fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Zoe: Shut the door! Shut the door!! (Runs over and closes the door.)
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
(Rachel turns for the door and makes the "Wow!" face.)
[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)
(Rachel glares at them and goes back into her room, closing her door.)
(She opens the door.)
(He goes out into the hall and finds a very drunk Monica lying up against Joey and Rachels door.)
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Phoebe: Wait! (Knocks on the door and Ursula opens it.)
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
(Rachel excitedly jumps up and heads for the door.)
Rachel: Is-is he coming? (Looks hopefully out the door.)
(There is a knock on the door.)
Phoebe: Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?