words in movies
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your part.
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Dr. Leedbetter: No.
Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.
Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
Dr. Biely: Three for excavation and two for analysis.
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Joey: I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Dr. Harad: All right. Here's your first baby.
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Dr. Miller: 1 2 3! (Rachel jerks back on 3.)
Dr. Miller: Sit down.
Monica: Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Dr. Miller: And I'll fit you for a glass eye.
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Harad: Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Dr. Mitchell: Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. (Baring his teeth to clean them with his finger) Go like this. (Dr. Rosen obeys.)
Dr. Long: (looks at her beeping pager) Oh, Ill be right back. And, uh, I know its really not my place, but please dont name your child Phoebo.
The Professor: Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, Im a professor in the paleontology department here.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.]
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
DR. REMORE: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
Joey: (to the fan) So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?
Dr. Wesley: (with evil dripping off his tongue) Remoray!
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Hope! Hope!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Youre not dying Hope, youre gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.
Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?
Dr. Roger: So oysters, huh?
Dr. Roger: What people?
Dr. Wesley: Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.
Dr. Miller: Almost! But first, we gotta start.
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Roger.]
Dr. Roger: They have parasites?
Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr. Drake Remoray.]
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
Joey: Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?