words in movies
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences! (then to Charlie) No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr. Drake Remoray.]
Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Dr. Roger: They have parasites?
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Joey: Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?
Dr. Miller: Okay then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
Dr. Franzblau: All right, ten centimeters, here we go.
Dr. Rhodes: He's good with rear things, bring him in too.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Little Girl: Dr. Geller?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Little Girl: Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Is it serious?
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Rachel: Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father.
Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Dr. Drake Ramoray: What is it?
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Dr. Green: Oh come on! Dont be such a baby! (Goes after him)
Dr. Green: Its chicken.
Dr. Green: Who is the father? Oh no! Please dont tell me its her! (Points at Phoebe.)
Rachel: Hey, that is the babys problem. (Dr. Green returns.) Oh, everything okay with the waiter?
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Dr. Green: Thats true.
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
Dr. Green: (laughs) Poppy. (To Phoebe) Oh, Im gonna be a poppy. (Stops laughing) So when is the wedding?
(Dr. Green exhales in relief.)
Dr. Green: I just called a friend of mine.
Dr. Green: I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice.
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Dr. Green: What?!
Dr. Green: I dont believe this!!
Dr. Green: You did!
Dr. Green: You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! Im gonna kill you!!
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Dr. Schiff: Uh, I dont have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Dr. Schiff: Okay then, would you like to lie down on the table?
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Dr. Green: (on phone) just because youre not in love with the guy you cant
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Dr. Schiff: (entering) Hi Rachel? Im Dr. Schiff. (By the way, hes an attractive man.)
ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?
Dr. Drake Ramoray: Well that sounds simple enough, lets just do that.
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
Dr. Long: Thats right. But if you dont want to know
Burt: (exiting from a restaurant) Dr. Geller!
(Dr. Long enters.)
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr. Green, and everyone is looking at the menu.]
Dr. Long: You must be a little uncomfortable.
Dr. Schiff: So, are you experiencing any discomfort?
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Dr. Long: So, eight days late huh?
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Dr. Long: You can take some caster oil, theres eating spicy foods
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Dr. Long: Ill be back in an hour to check you again.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
Dr. Long: Three.
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Man: Dr. Wells is a woman.
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
Phoebe: No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see whats he like. People tell doctors everything.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.