words in movies
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
(She goes over and lets Phoebe bounce in wearing her own wedding dress.)
Monica: Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??
[Rachel, in her bridesmaid dress, complete with hat, which makes her look like Little Bo Peep, and Ross enter]
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
Phoebe: Oh Rach, good, listen isn't this perfect for me! (she's wearing another dress on a hanger around her neck)
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
RACHEL: [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .
Monica: Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. (Its a little pink and white dress for the girl baby.)
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.
(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Ross: (holding a dress out from inside the closet) This one?
[Scene: Nana's Bedroom, Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet.]
(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel and Ross are there. Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel.]
Chandler: Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the steps.) Okay, (catches her) youre doing great. Youre doing great. Youre doing fine.
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Ross: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Monica: Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Rachel: Man in the black dress (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! Im Rachel! Im a friend of Monica and Chandlers!
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Rachel: Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress.
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Rachel: Huh. Except, Phoebes not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.
Phoebe: Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Ross: Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress
Monica: What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Rachel: Okay? Whoa, wait! (She undoes one button on Phoebe's dress.)
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
Phoebe: (seeing her dress) Oh God. So-so youre making porn movies.
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Monica: This is my dress!
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
Phoebe: Did you find the dress?
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
Mrs. Bing: Dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Monica: So what! As long as hes not wearing a white dress and a veil I dont care.
Chandler: You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Chandler: I havent seen this dress.
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.