words in movies
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Ross: No, no, thats funny. But maybe its time to move on, let it go, yknow? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeths father, so ah, hes much older than she is. Looks like Im not the only one interested in fossils, huh?
Ross: But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I dont think theres really anything you can do about it.
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: Yeah, Ive been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandmas.
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Ross: (loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Elizabeth: Umm
Elizabeth: Obviously.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: Yeah! Yep.
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Elizabeth: Ross? Ross?
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Elizabeth: Okay!
Ross: (to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Elizabeth: Oh, dont worry I have plenty of sun block, its SPF-30.
Elizabeth: No, go ahead.
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Elizabeth Hornswoggle: No.
Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on.
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.
Elizabeth: Oh my God!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Elizabeth: Who?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
Elizabeth: Hi!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Wow!
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: I will.
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Guy: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Ross: Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Elizabeth: No, its a water balloon fight! We started it!
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: (sticking her head out her window) Ross! Wait!
Elizabeth: You suck!!
Ross: Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about
[Scene: Elizabeths Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]
[Scene: Outside of Elizabeths dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!